I hear voices

I've often heard people refer to using an "inside voice" meaning to speak softer. I have an inside my head voice...the problem is, it doesn't stay inside my head. I tend to say what I think...and I don't mean that in some nasty, I tell it like I see it kind of way. It's just I'm the one that says what everybody else in the room is thinking. Or if they weren't thinking it, I suspect they wonder why not after I say it. I'm not above stating the obvious. I love to turn a phrase or capture the pun...or create one. The naughtier the better...innuendo is a great and an underrated talent.