How do I say this?

Let me count the ways...

I am trying to be a little more creative in my thought processes rather than just say what I think. Not that there is anything wrong with saying what you think. I frequently do. But nobody really wants to read about what is sucking in my life at the moment...nor honestly do I want to beat that particular dead horse. But I think I am tired and I can't seem to find two brain cells to rub together to get friction. Not that I would necessarily get fire with friction. I think my brain cells are a little mushy at the moment. They need drying out...on a beach. Or drowning in some fine, high octane, tequila. I think I'll go to bed, switch the brain channel to Mexico and see if I can't order up a grand dose mental vacation.