Calendars are hard

There are a lot of things that I want to do every other day, but this gets hard to keep track of on a 7 day week. I propose an 8 day week. Slide a day in for a 3 day weekend...as it should be. We can call it Freeday or Eigthday. I would name it after me, but D Day is taken. 45 weeks in a year instead of 52. Or we could add the eighth day and have 2 extra months in the year...I mean how bad could that screw up the calendar, right? Let's just make all the months 34 days, no more figuring on your fingers which months are short. So, I think, I just have 6 days left over. Back to tacking on a day every other month...damn.